Check out Our New Straight Outta Gotham T-Shirt!
Made from 100% cotton, this black, Straight Outta Gotham T-Shirt looks a little bit like…vaguely resembles…brushes aesthetic comparability with…THIS!
See? It t looks very, very similar! In fact, one might say our Straight Outta Gotham T-Shirt was purposely created to mimic the above graphic! Observe!
Batman Straight Outta Gotham T-Shirt! CLICK IMAGE FOR MORE DETAILS!
See the similarities? UNCANNY! Okay, enough with this very thin wall of rambling, painfully coy pretense; the Straight Outta Gotham T-Shirt is absolutely based on the Straight Outta Compton movie logo, which is completely based on the story of N.W.A, who are unabashedly responsible for their 1988 album, “Straight Outta Compton!”
Yes; the streets of Gotham are rough. I mean, they’re really, really rough. Think Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, MC Ren, DJ Yella and Easy E. could survive a city where every day, between 3-5pm, Joker is lobbing cases of Pertussis-filled Kewpie dolls? How about when Killer Croc and his “children of the deep” empty into Gotham’s side streets through sewage access ports to feed on children, doctors, crossing guards and underappreciated rap artists?? How about when Two-Face shows up and launches mortars at every building that somehow references the number two? Staying away from the “2-Guys” chain of burger joints is always recommended when visiting Gotham.
Like this t-shirt? Good, then you might actually like a few more Batman t-shirts. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully.