Product Spotlight: It’s the Harley Quinn Suicide Squad Pom Pom Beanie!
Made from a perfect blend of acrylic, polyester, and glorified psychosis, it’s the Harley Quinn Suicide Squad Pop Pom Beanie! Yes, now the option exists to keep your chaotically colored scalp warm with this cuffed beanie featuring Harley Quinn’s signature diamond pattern acting as the recurring foundation for a black, purposely puffy pom pom. OBSERVE!
And don’t forget to marvel at the raised lettering layered on the thick, red, rolling cuff: “Daddy’s Lil Monster.” This implies a few things:
1. Her emotional development ceased at about 12-years-old. Probably because she suffered a traumatic event which led to her psyche rolling up into a protective…uh….ball.
2. Because of this trauma, the emotionally underdeveloped “girl” reacts violently when her prepubescent delusion is challenged, becoming quite the monster. Yup.
Anyway, turn this puppy around and check out the nifty, embroidered Suicide Squad logo. OBSERVE!
So, will this Harley Quinn beanie keep the cold out and the comforting voices in? What voices? You know the voices I’m referring to, so don’t play coy with me. Yes, right, the voices demanding you ride a unicorn — armed with machine guns — to the farmer’s market and stab (horn) shoot (machine gun) and poop (rainbows) all over whatever or whoever doesn’t offer you a Snickers® bar. Yup.