Official Deadpool Blu-Ray Trailer Released!
So, Deadpool arrives on upstanding Blu-Ray, and its penniless alcoholic brother, standard DVD, on May 10th! So, how does Deadpool, the main driving force behind his very own, guerrilla marketing campaign, prepare us for the forthcoming release of his compacted, flattened, digitally robust DVD?? Well, he releases a trailer looking very much like a commercial for trusted fibromyalgia medication, Lyrica. Or, it might be something close to an innocuous, grass-filled advert for Viagra with open, conflict-free fields as far as the eye can see. Hell, it even looks like it might be mimicking a commercial for Restless Leg Syndrome! Regardless, this Deadpool Blu-Ray trailer is, like Deadpool, hilarious. LOOK UP! PRESS PLAY! ENJOY!
Like most stool softening medications, there are inherent, uncomfortable risks when one begins a regimen of doctor-monitored Deadpool movie viewings. According to the hypnotizing narration, the comical caveats are as follows:
1. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for Deadpool on Blu-Ray.
2. If you experience joint pain, easy bruising, vomiting, or clay-colored stool, stop watching Deadpool immediately.
3. If you experience hair loss, skin sores and irritability, you may actually BE Deadpool.
4. And if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, you’re welcome.