New Captain America: Civil War International Trailer! AH!


Yes, it’s a Captain America: Civil War trailer, but this particular, pre-film preview hails from a foreign, mystical land populated by Super-Saiyans and guarded by gleaming, towering, Gundam exo-suits. Okay, this was my very clever way of telling you this new Captain America: Civil War international trailer debuted in Japan. Anyway, yes, it’s a slightly new-ish Civil War trailer that shows about .000000085 seconds of previously unseen footage. Check it out!

So, what fills the .000000085 seconds of new footage? Why, that would be a scene showing Black Widow and Hawkeye tumbling and grappling. During said grappling, a seemingly outmaneuvered Black Widow asks, “We’re still friends, right?” To which Hawkeye responds, “It depends on how hard you hit me.” HAH! Hilarious!

OH! Look! It’s Spider-Man! Gets me every time! But…seeing as this Civil War trailer is geared towards Japanese audiences, I’m thinking Marvel should have stuck with this particular iteration to really sell the character. OBSERVE!

Captain America: Civil War debuts May 6, 2016, starring Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Paul Bettany, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Rudd, Chadwick Boseman, Emily VanCamp, Daniel Brühl, Frank Grillo, William Hurt, and Martin Freeman. It will NOT star Spider-Man’s personal Giant Super-Robot. DAMN IT!