Singer Charlie Puth Claims Superman’s Got Nothing on Him

We All Know Charlie Puth’s New Song, “One Call Away.”

With his great hair and perfect teeth, he claims that Superman’s got nothing on him. We know the truth, Charlie, and the reality is harsh.

So Charlie Puth… What Exactly DOES Superman Have on You?? Let’s Find Out.

You’re only one call away?

 Oh, well… Superman has super-sonic hearing. He basically knows if there’s a problem, before the problem happens.

How are you going to get there? Drive, walk, run??? That’s what we thought…

The Man of Steel will fly there before you could even pick up that phone.

How will you save her? With your love? That’s cute.

 Superman will save her with his powers of flight, superhuman strength, x-ray vision, heat vision, cold breath, super-speed, enhanced hearing, and invulnerability.

Yes, Superman’s got a lot on you, but that’s okay; we still love you, Charlie Puth!