It’s the Dr. Strange Classic Funko Pop Vinyl Bobble Head! It’s a cute, compacted, vinyl iteration of Marvel’s Sorcerer Supreme, and it’s here to ward off extra-dimensional, demonic entities tenaciously boring into your vulnerable astral form! Yes, set the Dr. Strange Classic Funko Pop Vinyl Bobble Head next to the suspected, weakened dimensional barrier and sleep soundly as the rounded, soft-plastic form of Dr. Strange deters fiery Shadow-Monkeys from eating melted chocolate and handling your unbagged comics! Observe the ostensibly harmless, but infinitely powerful and cosmically aware Dr. Strange POP Vinyl talisman!
Currently, the Dr. Strange Classic Funko Pop Vinyl Bobble Head is casting the Great Spell of Cathagaraunisiccus. The Great Spell of Cathagaraunisiccus, if cast correctly, will summon the seemingly Chthonic entity, Andrew Cathagaraunisiccus. I say “seemingly” because Andrew looks the part, but couldn’t bring psychic doom to countless worlds if you paid him with the souls of propeller-topped unicorns. Nope.
Thankfully, Cathagaraunisiccus’ uncharacteristically compassionate demeanor lends itself to the service of Doctor Strange; consider Cathagaraunisiccus a Chthonic informant, keeping his 50,000 hearing tubules open for any less-than-pleasant goings on in the dark realities of misery-belching proto-universes. Or something.
