That’s right; more new Civil War t-shirts have arrived! And this is a very good thing, seeing as the second very official and completely AMAZING (hint-hint) Captain America: Civil War trailer recently debuted! So, let’s celebrate the…uh….’friendly neighborhood’ arrival of more new Civil War t-shirts. And yes, I realize my implications are so heavy-handed that they’re perilously close to sounding nonsensical.
Firstly, we have the Captain America Civil War Costume T-Shirt! Made from 100% cotton, this blue t-shirt simulates the costumed appearance of Captain America circa Captain America: Civil War! The only thing missing on this particular Captain America tee is the gobs of blood layering its veneer due to the severe @$$-whooping delivered by Iron Man. Yup.
It’s the Captain America Civil War Crossbones Symbol T-Shirt! Made from 100% cotton, this black t-shirt features nice bit of minimalist symbology effectively representing the evolution of Brock Rumlow from Project Insight enforcer, to Captain America-hating super-villain. Yes, Brock’s a super-villain now, and he’s got the costume and scary-looking pirate motif to go with it.
It’s the Captain America Civil War Crossbones Stance T-Shirt! Made from 100% cotton, this black t-shirt features an illustrated study of the latest incarnation of Brock Rumlow’s angst, referred to (by him) as “Crossbones.” Yes, this “Crossbones” personality was created to more effectively kick the stars and stripes out of that pesky Captain America. @$$hole completely ruined a perfectly good, HYDRA-inspired plot to murder potential threats with automated SHIELD Helicarriers. JERK!
Captain America: Civil War debuts May 6, 2016, starring Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Paul Bettany, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Rudd, Chadwick Boseman, Emily VanCamp, Daniel Brühl, Frank Grillo, William Hurt, and Martin Freeman.