That’s right, it’s a Star Wars Darth Vader Waffle Maker creating waffles in the shape and likeness of Darth Vader’s incredibly intimidating cranium! AAHH! WARNING: Only practitioners of the Dark Side of The Force are truly able to wield the Darth Vader Waffle Maker. Jedi Knights or any descendants of the Skywalker bloodline are barely able to produce gelatinous blobs when attempting to utilize the Darth Vader Waffle Maker. Luke Skywalker himself only managed to make half a waffle with a singular, melted eye. Ugh.
Anyway, yes, it’s the Darth Vader Waffle Maker and it’s available to pre-order NOW for a December 15th ship date! Click HERE to pre-order your very own Darth Vader Waffle maker! That feeling you’re having? That very slight urge to click the link and commit to pre-ordering? That’s not us, nope; no one here at The Source utilizes The Force for personal gain. Promise. Okay, there was that one time where I compelled my boss to double my salary, wash my Big Wheel, walk my dogs, trim my toenails, milk my goats, train my lion and comb my back, but that was the only time. Really.
OH! You actually want to know a little bit more about this wondrous Darth Vader Waffle Maker? Okay, then; drink in the manufacturer’s specifications:
*Coated, non-stick Darth Vader plate. Wipes clean with a damp cloth
*Precise Shade control!
*Sturdy stainless steel construction.
*UL listed.
*1-year manufacturer’s warranty. Measures 7.88″ x 9.69″ x 3.31″ Weighs 2.7 lb.
And here’s a few more pics of the Mr. D. Vader’s handheld waffle factory in (somewhat festive) action!
The Force compels you to pre-order now!
