Wait, WHAT?? Yes, it’s a new Valentine’s Day-themed banner popping up on Deadpool’s twitter page. WHAT?? Yes, because Deadpool is actually a romantic comedy featuring an uncharacteristically hilarious, terminally ill cancer patient undergoing experimental treatments to conquer said cancer and remain with his high school sweetheart…who he married. Because 17-year old kids are mature enough to initiate an everlasting, sustaining partnership built on love, compassion, understanding, and shared interests. Yup. Anyway check out the banner!
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) January 11, 2016
Yep, it’s Wade Wilson, but his wife calls him ‘Deadpool.’ Why? Because one time, Wade fell into a pool. He was underwater for a while and when his wife dragged him out, she thought he was dead. She started beating on his chest, screaming at him to wake up, but he wouldn’t…until he did, spitting water on her face and turning that dire situation into a hilarious escapade. Oh, Wade! You scamp! Come over here and get your kissies!
Deapool debuts February 12th, 2016, starring Deadpool, Vanessa Carlyle, Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Ajax, Weasel, Blind Al, Angel Dust, 36 badgers, an unopened Castle Grayskull Playset, a copy of Darkman on BluRay and a 1993 New Mutants’ calendar. Yup.