Yep, it’s Deadpool and Weasel hanging out by the tree, watching basketball and reciting Deadpool-themed lyrics from a weathered, leather-bound book containing…Deadpool-themed lyrics. Hmmm.
What’s the deal, the skinny, the story, the ‘sitch?’ Why, they’re going on about the brand new Deadpool trailer debuting Chrismas Day on ESPN. Yes, you’ll have to watch some basketball, but the time spent watching athletes in shorts that aren’t, unfortunately, short-shorts (referencing Weasel), will be well spent when you receive the gift of a new, previously unseen, never before witnessed, currently non-existent but soon to be apparent Deadpool trailer! YAY!
Man, that Deadpool. What a card!
You ready? Psyched? Prepared for the new Deadpool trailer to launch smack dab in the middle of some action-packed basketball? I am. I’m ready. Now, the only thing I’m a little hesitant about is this whole basketball thing. It’s a sport, right? Is that the one with the horses, the fiery clear cube, the 15 tons of Pegasus feathers and scalding hot tea? No? Hmmmm.
Armed with accelerated healing powers and a twisted sense of humor, former mercenary Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) goes in search of the man who nearly destroyed his life.
Directed by Tim Miller, Deadpool debuts February 12, 2016 (USA)