New Batman V Superman Final Trailer Released! SURPRISE!

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Holy crap! It’s the Batman V Superman Final trailer and it just landed like…NOW! SURPRISE!

Honestly, this is the best of the bunch. The Batman V Superman Final trailer starts with Batman circling his target in what appears to be an iteration of the Bat-wing; a bat-themed, heavy assault aircraft. Throughout his excursion and before the melee ensues, he receives strategic support from his familial keystone, Alfred (Jeremy Irons). And then, Batman kicks copious amounts of criminal @$$ in quick, effective, devastating assaults. He offhandedly remarks to Alfred that he may be getting “slow in his old age,” but honestly, I’m not seeing it.

And then Batman (Ben Affleck) continues to drive the point home regarding Superman’s potential threat to not only a local chain of coffee houses, but the ENTIRE WORLD!

Cut to some AMAZING scenes of Batman in full Bat-armor tussling with Superman, who seems to be tolerating the contest until the few times he responds by twanging Batman several hundred feet into the air. Man, you can just FEEL Superman’s power and it is IMMENSE!

Cut to additional shots of Wonder Woman employing her godly wiles on a certain Bruce Wayne, and then an incredibly devastating, flying-shield attack!

The trailer resolves with Batman effectively blocking a blow from the Man of Steel. This…this is highly unusual.

Finished drooling? Good, then check out our very usual, dependable selection of Batman V Superman merchandise!

Debuting March 25, 2016, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice stars Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Jesse Eisenberg, Amy Adams and Laurence Fishburne. Oh, and probably a lot of unhappy citizens caught in the crossfire when Superman and Batman indulge in a pee-pee contest.

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