Yes! It’s another Deadpool trailer featuring .0000076 seconds of additional, never before seen Deadpool footage brought to you by an extremely relaxed, love-struck Deadpool.
Deadpool, lounging about and given to romantic reminiscing, introduces the trailer thusly:
“Hello there ladies – and some gentlemen. It’s me, Deadpool. Check this out (cue trailer)!”
In this not-really-new-at-all trailer, Deadpool executes an amazing, never before seen, double-spin, spin-kick! Impressive! Who’s the victim of said impressive spin-kick? Some fool with an axe. Is that Ajax? Maybe.
By now, we all know the story: Wade Wilson chooses survival (with powers) over terminal cancer, but loses girlfriend to fiendish doctor promising and executing the procedure guaranteeing said survival (with powers). Honestly, when gong under the knife, one should NEVER introduce one’s extremely beautiful girlfriend to the surgeon. EVER. Especially if the surgeon is mandated by shady governmental organizations to weaponize especially volatile veterans of morally questionable operations. Yup.
Ready for Deadpool? Ready for Deadpool to become the hero, kill a lot of people (and some cats), and get the girl? Yes? Good!
Deapool debuts February 12th, 2016, starring Deadpool, Vanessa Carlyle, Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Ajax, Weasel, Blind Al, Angel Dust, 36 badgers, an unopened Castle Grayskull Playset, a copy of Darkman on BluRay and a 1993 New Mutants’ calendar. Yup.
