New IMAX Suicide Squad Poster: The Perfect Way to Start Your Day!


Check out this brand new IMAX Suicide Squad poster that is, in my humble but usually intelligently conceived opinion, pretty g-darn inventive and immaculate in its execution. This IMAX Suicide Squad poster translates the chaotic Squad as a high-calorie, sugary-sweet cereal mixed with teeth-rotting, initially solid marshmallow bits representing your favorite Squad members. OBSERVE!

New IMAX Suicide Squad Poster: The Perfect Way to Start Your Day!
Packed with Vitamins, Minerals, and fully digestible locator chips!

Now, a lot of superhero movie posters are poorly Photoshopped pieces of low-art schlock. But this one? This Suicide Squad movie poster presently adorning the outside of your local, majestic IMAX theater? There’s some real creative juices flowing, spraying and staining almond colored carpets in the offices of Suicide Squad‘s promotional department.

A few questions before I purchase my very first box of Suicide Squad cereal:

1. How many gallons of High-Fructose Corn Syrup per spoonful?
2. Does each marshmallow representing specific Suicide Squad characters burst with unique, tongue-searing flavor?
3. Is the Suicide Squad logo actually edible? If so, what do the letters taste like? Blueberry? Gunpowder?
4. Does one bowl of Suicide Squad cereal equal one grain silo of chemically magnified sugar?

Suicide Squad opens up on August 5th, 2016 and stars Will Smith, Jared Leto, Margot Robbie, Joel Kinnaman, Viola Davis, Jai Courtney, Jay Hernandez, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Ike Barinholtz, and Scott Eastwood.