More New Batman V Superman Merchandise Has Arrived!

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New Batman V Superman Merchandise!

YES! We received MORE Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice merchandise glorifying the first filmic fisticuffs exchanged between Metropolis’ munificent ‘Man of Steel,’ Superman, and Gotham’s vigilant, psychologically dismantled ‘Dark Knight,’ Batman! YES!

On March 25th, these two superhero icons; these two avatars of glorious sunlit protection and harsh, shadow-laden retribution share the same screen and initiate the shared DC Cinematic Universe when Superman V Batman: Dawn of Justice tumbles destructively into theaters unable to withstand catastrophic Kryptonian combat.

So, yes; we received MORE Batman V Superman merchandise for you. And no, I’m not kidding; I never, EVER kid when it comes to Batman V Superman. Ever. I mean, one of them could melt my chin to my forearm with a set of sun-powered pupils, the other could hang me upside down for 17 weeks and cover my body in bat-shaped brands. Yup.

Now, how about that merchandise?

It’s the Batman Vs Superman Bat Symbol T-Shirt! This charcoal gray, 100% cotton t-shirt features Batman’s broad, brutish, thickly woven Bat-symbol! Remember, this is an older, wiser, more weathered and warped Batman we’re dealing with in Batman V Superman. He may not be as wiry, and maybe not as quick, but he’s sporting a greater concentration of muscle mass and delivering deadly, crippling blows instead of ineffective, ostentatious back-flips.

It's the Batman Vs Superman Bat Symbol T-Shirt!
Batman Vs Superman Bat Symbol T-Shirt, $18.99. CLICK THE PICTURE FOR MORE DETAILS!

It’s the Batman Vs Superman Symbol T-Shirt! This black, 100% cotton t-shirt features the conjoined Batman V Superman movie symbol! The particular alignment of these 2 individually iconic symbols suggests Batman surrounding the Man of Steel. Why? Because Superman is currently an unknown, extremely volatile element (according to Batman), and his physics-defying exploits need to be….contained.

Batman Vs Superman Symbol T-Shirt!
Batman Vs Superman Symbol T-Shirt, $18.99. CLICK THE PICTURE FOR MORE DETAILS!

Check out the Batman Vs Superman Lasers and Lightning T-Shirt! It’s black! It’s made from 100% cotton! It features Superman and Batman slugging it out against some violently electric, inclement weather! Will Superman’s boots become waterlogged, allowing Batman a respite from the Kryptonian’s super-speed? Will Batman’s armor short-circuit, freezing his once augmented abilities as the armor’s CPU sparks, fizzles, whimpers and winds down??  AAAHHH!

 

Batman Vs Superman Lasers and Lightning T-Shirt!
Batman Vs Superman Lasers and Lightning T-Shirt, $19.99. CLICK THE PICTURE FOR MORE DETAILS!

Look! It’s the Batman Vs Superman Fight It Out Wallet! Measuring 4.25” by 3.5,” this Batman V Superman bi-fold wallet features the titular characters rendered in simple silhouettes as they prepare to effectively face-laser and forearm-stab the hell out of each other! In fact, this is the moment immediately after preparing to inflict said lasering and stabbing; this is the moment where it’s far too late to refrain from testosterone-fueled bull charges and calmly state, “My bad.” Yup. Oh, and the wallet opens and has multiple pockets for multiple things, like money, credit cards, and a pass to get out of Metropolis; the police still aren’t sure how many aliens were involved when 56 city blocks were splintered, ravaged, and heated down to something resembling oatmeal.

Batman Vs Superman Fight It Out Wallet!
Batman Vs Superman Fight It Out Wallet, $19.99. CLICK THE PICTURE FOR MORE DETAILS!
Batman Vs Superman Fight It Out Wallet open view
Batman Vs Superman Fight It Out Wallet, $19.99. Open View. CLICK THE PICTURE FOR MORE DETAILS!

And here we have the Batman Vs Superman Black and White Wallet! Measuring 4.25” by 3.5,” this Batman V Superman bi-fold wallet features figural images and particularly familiar symbols rendered in stark black and white. I mean, why wouldn’t it be? The film is pretty much devoid of any color, so black and white products are EXACTLY what one should expect from Batman V Superman. HAH!

Batman Vs Superman Black and White Wallet!
Batman Vs Superman Black and White Wallet, $19.99. CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS!
Batman Vs Superman Black and White Wallet
Batman Vs Superman Black and White Wallet, $19.99. Open View. CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS!

Like what you see? Hungry for more? Yes and YES?? Then check out our entire page of Batman V Superman merchandise!Â