Suicide Squad debuts August 5th, and we here at The Source, via Superherostuff.com, are already stocking amazing, stupendous, completely representative product related to said squad of superhuman, psychologically dismantled, government-sanctioned malcontents with a penchant for stealing, stabbing, hobbling and shooting! OBSERVE!

It’s the Suicide Squad Joker Image & Logo Men’s T-Shirt!

It's the Suicide Squad Joker Image & Logo Men's T-Shirt!
It’s the Suicide Squad Joker Image & Logo Men’s T-Shirt!. CLICK IMAGE FOR MORE DETAILS!

It’s black, made from 100% cotton, and features an image of Jared Leto personifying the DCCU’s hip new Joker slathered in a copious festooning of ’30 Seconds to Mars’ tattoos! I mean…prison tattoos! Yes, it’s the new Joker who might be a former Robin, but is unquestionably ape-sh*t banana-pants! Yep, I just typed “banana-pants” and used it as an adjective.

It’s the Suicide Squad Harley Quinn Bat T-Shirt!

Suicide Squad Harley Quinn Bat T-Shirt
Suicide Squad Harley Quinn Bat T-Shirt. CLICK IMAGE FOR MORE DETAILS!

Made from 100% Cotton, this black t-shirt features an image of Margot Robbie’s bat-wielding, smirk-wearing, “puddin” obsessed Harley Quinn! Harley Quinn is what happens when one commits oneself to far too many isolated, one-on-one psychiatric evaluations with a certain, powder-white sociopath. Yes, one should always employ the buddy system when mining the depths of immaculate lunacy.

It’s the Suicide Squad Fire Logo Men’s T-Shirt!

It's the Suicide Squad Fire Logo Men's T-Shirt!
It’s the Suicide Squad Fire Logo Men’s T-Shirt! CLICK IMAGE FOR MORE DETAILS!

Well, you finally went and killed too many arbitrary hot dog vendors in Gotham, leading to your “apprehension” at the granite-hard hands of Batman and your infinite incarceration in an especially chilly, titanium cell. Your fate was sealed, and the urge to kill roving food vendors with your machine gun-eyes would never again be sated…until you were inducted into Task Force X and granted several clear-cut missions resulting in success, death, or remote, cranial devastation. Yep, you’re a member of the Suicide Squad, and every mission could be your last!

It’s the Suicide Squad Harley Quinn Bat Women’s T-Shirt!!

It's the Suicide Squad Harley Quinn Bat Women's T-Shirt!!
It’s the Suicide Squad Harley Quinn Bat Women’s T-Shirt!! CLICK IMAGE FOR MORE DETAILS!

It’s made from 100% cotton! It’s the color black! It’s Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn wielding that damn bat adorned with the following threatening words: “good night.” Who’s going to sleep? You’re going to sleep, and Harley’s bat will make you drowsy through the application of several, seizure-inducing blows to the neck, face, and frontal lobe. Don’t worry; you’ll wake up, but the swelling in your brain will make everything smell like oranges, and the place where pizza goes might be tied to a bedpost. Ruh-roh, Scooby.

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