Suicide Squad debuts August 5th, and we here at The Source, via Superherostuff.com, are already stocking amazing, stupendous, completely representative product related to said squad of superhuman, psychologically dismantled, government-sanctioned malcontents with a penchant for stealing, stabbing, hobbling and shooting! OBSERVE!
It’s black, made from 100% cotton, and features an image of Jared Leto personifying the DCCU’s hip new Joker slathered in a copious festooning of ’30 Seconds to Mars’ tattoos! I mean…prison tattoos! Yes, it’s the new Joker who might be a former Robin, but is unquestionably ape-sh*t banana-pants! Yep, I just typed “banana-pants” and used it as an adjective.
Made from 100% Cotton, this black t-shirt features an image of Margot Robbie’s bat-wielding, smirk-wearing, “puddin” obsessed Harley Quinn! Harley Quinn is what happens when one commits oneself to far too many isolated, one-on-one psychiatric evaluations with a certain, powder-white sociopath. Yes, one should always employ the buddy system when mining the depths of immaculate lunacy.
Well, you finally went and killed too many arbitrary hot dog vendors in Gotham, leading to your “apprehension” at the granite-hard hands of Batman and your infinite incarceration in an especially chilly, titanium cell. Your fate was sealed, and the urge to kill roving food vendors with your machine gun-eyes would never again be sated…until you were inducted into Task Force X and granted several clear-cut missions resulting in success, death, or remote, cranial devastation. Yep, you’re a member of the Suicide Squad, and every mission could be your last!
It’s made from 100% cotton! It’s the color black! It’s Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn wielding that damn bat adorned with the following threatening words: “good night.” Who’s going to sleep? You’re going to sleep, and Harley’s bat will make you drowsy through the application of several, seizure-inducing blows to the neck, face, and frontal lobe. Don’t worry; you’ll wake up, but the swelling in your brain will make everything smell like oranges, and the place where pizza goes might be tied to a bedpost. Ruh-roh, Scooby.
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