The “Do-It-Yourself” Joker Make-up Tutorial!

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Halloween is fast-approaching, and the time is NOW to prepare your sure-to-be-exquisite Joker costume. As far as attire and accessories, we have you covered on our big-sister site, superherostuff.com (and I’ll present a few options a little later). But, since we’re a full-service, one-stop superhero shop considering ALL your needs, we’re going to show you how to properly decorate your face in a manner reflective of the Joker’s clownish, pasty facial aesthetics. So, sit back, watch the video, and learn how to look like the Joker (from the neck up) with our helpful Joker make-up tutorial!

Now, as your personal superhero stylists, we recommend completing the look with these fine pieces of Joker-centric attire!

It’s the Joker Suit-Up Sublimated Costume Men’s T-Shirt!

It's the Joker Suit-Up Sublimated Costume Men's T-Shirt!
It’s the Joker Suit-Up Sublimated Costume Men’s T-Shirt, $27.99! CLICK!

100% polyester t-shirt with a sublimated design reflective of one of Joker’s more dapper torso wrappings. Wear it, stab someone in the hand with a pencil, and reveal your grenade-filled bandoleer to any and all doubters of your unhinged, criminal supremacy!

It’s the Suicide Squad Joker Costume Sublimated Men’s T-Shirt!

It's the Suicide Squad Joker Costume Sublimated Men's T-Shirt!
Suicide Squad Joker Costume Sublimated Men’s T-Shirt, $37.99 (Now $30.49 for a limited time)!

Look Like Jared Leto’s more gang-affiliated Joker with this 100% polyester t-shirt mimicking his shiny, scaled jacket, and his bare, liberally tattooed torso. He’s a little flamboyant, our Mister J.

And, that AWESOME Joker Hat I wore to…uh…”fill in” my severe lack of scalp-fuzz.

It’s the Joker Hair Beanie!

It's the Joker Hair Beanie!
It’s the Joker Hair Beanie, $19.99! CLICK!

Missing hair? Have plenty of hair but don’t want to risk turning it green FOR ALL TIME??
Slap this puppy on your scalp, practice your psychotic cackling, and begin your quest for copious amounts of candy. Or, you could wear this while sitting in front of a mirror in a candle-lit room relentlessly repeating the mantra, “I’ve demonstrated there’s no difference between me and everyone else. All it takes is one bad day.”

Or, if you want to forego the make-up, the shirt(s) and the beanie, the following item will pretty much cover you completely from the waist up.

It’s the Joker Face Costume Zip-Up Hoodie!

It's the Joker Face Costume Zip-Up Hoodie!
It’s the Joker Face Costume Zip-Up Hoodie, $69.99. CLICK! OWN THIS B*TCH!

Made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester, this zip-up costume hoodie reproduces the appearance of yet another, more dapper clothing ensemble complete with printed collar, tie, buttons, pockets, and a potentially poison-spewing flower! Zip this hoodie all the way up, and…voila! You’re now layered with the illustrated, see-through face of the Joker!

More Joker costume ideas? Then check out our entire line of Joker merchandise.

Now, where was I…?

All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.
All it takes is one bad day.