Does anybody else launch into the old school Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song from the early 90s when you hear somebody mention those beloved Heroes in a Half Shell? I really can’t stop myself, much to the chagrin of my co-workers. That being said, it looks like we have brand new TMNT 2 posters! Who are featured on said brand new TMNT 2 posters? How about the likes of Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael! Awww. I guess Megan Fox and Stephen Amell had to stay home for the weekend. I hope they have a chaperone or something.

Joking aside, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out of the Shadows karate-chops theaters on June 3rd! Prepare yourself for an unrelenting torrent of Bayffects! That’s like special effects but with Michael Bay involved. You know what I’m talking about. If you happen to want to know the secret of the ooze, you could always click here! Now if only we could figure out how to digitally print pizza. You know that will be one of the first things we start doing!

He used those swords to get up there.
He used those swords to get up there.
Just hanging out, thinking about turtle stuff.
Just hanging out, thinking about turtle stuff.
The badboy of the Turtles...and everybody's favorite!
The badboy of the Turtles…and everybody’s favorite!
He has glasses so that means he's the smart one!
He has glasses so that means he’s the smart one!

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