So, Deadpool has all the players in his forthcoming film neatly categorized in this very clean, very organized, painfully organic and horrendously holistic Venn Diagram! Yes, it’s a simple little Deadpool info-graphic separating Deadpool’s supporting cast in one of two circular stations: Douchebags and Heroes! Check out this clever little tweet courtesy of the fellow pretending to be Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds!
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 1, 2016
Okay, so who’s a douche-bag? Why, that casually caustic moniker goes to the likes of The Recruiter (Jed Rees), Ajax (Ed Skrein), and Angel Dust (Gina Carano). Now, who’s a hero in the eyes of Deadpool? Surprisingly, this is larger list including Vanessa Carlysle (Morena Baccarin), Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand), Colossus (Stefan Kapicic), Blind Al (Leslie Uggams), and Weasel (T.J. Miller).
Of course, it’s interesting to note that Angel Dust and Vanessa are closer to the center than other characters populating their respective sides, so….is Angel Dust really a full-blown douche-bag? Is Vanessa Carlysle actually capable of exhibiting some Grade-A douche-baggery? Hmnmm.
Of course, we Know Deadpool resides in the space created by intersecting, douche-bag defining demarcations. Yup. Just consider him an extremely affable douche-bag.
Deapool debuts February 12th, 2016, starring Deadpool, Vanessa Carlyle, Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Ajax, Weasel, Blind Al, Angel Dust, 36 badgers, an unopened Castle Grayskull Playset, a copy of Darkman on BluRay and a 1993 New Mutants’ calendar. Yup.