Psssst. Hey, you. Yeah, you. Tickets are now on sale for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Now, you can either buy them from me in this perpetually dark alley for ridiculously exorbitant prices to keep me in expensive black trench coats for decades to come, or you can buy them more official-like through someone (something?) like Fandango. Either way, tickets are on sale for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and you should probably stop reading and initiate purchasing mode. Or something. Anyway, they’re on sale and this brand-new GOG V.2 TV spot confirms it. OBSERVE!
So, buy your tickets. Buy them now-ish.
Set to the backdrop of ‘Awesome Mixtape #2,’ Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 continues the team’s adventures as they traverse the outer reaches of the cosmos. The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill’s true parentage. Old foes become new allies and fan-favorite characters from the classic comics will come to our heroes’ aid as the Marvel cinematic universe continues to expand.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. effectively pisses off the Nova Corps on May 5th, 2017, starring Chris Pratt (Peter Quill/Star-Lord), Zoe Saldana (Gamora, daughter of Thanos), Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer), Bradley Cooper (Rocket Raccoon), Vin Diesel (Groot), Michael Rooker (Yondu) Karen Gillian (Nebula), Nathan Fillion (Simon Williams), Kurt Russel (Ego) and Sylvester Stallone as…uh…