According to the 20th Century Fox Spain Twitter Page, there’s a new X-Men: Apocalypse trailer hitting Thursday! YES! Now, let’s take a look at their recent tweet for confirmation regarding my previously unconfirmed, seemingly conjecture-filled statement regarding the occurrence of a brand new X-Men: Apocalypse trailer!
IMAGE NO LONGER AVAILABLE! BUT, IT’S STILL VALID!
— 20th Century Fox (@20thCFoxSp) March 15, 2016
So, what does “Dos Dias” mean? Well, I can tell you what it doesn’t mean:
1. Two blankets
2. Two horses
3. Two lions
4. Two barnacles
5. Two hair plugs
6. Two legs of lamb
7. Two glitter-filled starfish
Ok, now that I know what “Dos Dias” doesn’t mean, I can home in on the real translation, having successfully ruled out the more ridiculous ones: TWO DAYS!
That’s right; in just two days we’ll see another trailer based on director Bryan Singer’s latest X-Men opus detailing the arrival of Mutant Alpha. Well, most of us just call him…APOCALYPSE! AAHH!
So what do YOU hope to see in the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse trailer? I’m thinking Apocalypse will pretty much have things wrapped up during the X-Men’s nap-time which is usually right after cookies and milk. And yes, I’m implying that they’re very, very young.
X-Men: Apocalypse debuts May 27th, directed by Apocalypse who forces all his human actors to kneel before the relentless, murderous, arbitrary wave of genetic super-evolution!!
CLEANSE OUR WORLD, MIGHTY APOCALYPSE! MAKE US BETTER THROUGH ACTS OF MERCIFUL, GLOBAL ANNIHILATION!!!