Continuing the flood of X-Men: Apocalypse teasers, trailers and TV Spots in a mostly successful effort to get us into theaters on May 27th, we have another X-Men: Apocalypse TV Spot feeding us a few more seconds of Quicksilver saving the dumbfounded innocent. Yep, Quicksilver has yet another rescue mission to perform seeing as how super-powered people tend to massacre everything within a 17-mile radius every time their heart-rate escalates or someone “unlikes” their Facebook page. Who’s the current, dumbfounded innocent in need of a hyper-speed rescue? That would be a dog. Eating a piece of pizza. LOOK UP! PRESS PLAY! ENJOY!
A few things worth noting:
1. Quicksilver still lives in his mother’s basement.
2. The Beast can lift, and hurl, a car.
3. The dog doesn’t really mind being carried away from pizza, taken to another location via super-speed and placed safely onto freshly cut grass. He still has his pizza. The world is a just, fair place.
X-Men Apocalypse debuts May 27th, 2016 and stars James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Oscar Isaac, Nicholas Hoult, Rose Byrne, Tye Sheridan, Sophie Turner, Olivia Munn, and Lucas Till. It also stars Hugh Jackman for at least 48 seconds, which is more than enough time to go f***ing bananas.