The Story of His Final ‘SNIKT’! The First LOGAN Teaser Trailer Is Here!

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Here it is in all its dystopian, noir-ish, grainy and gray-scarred glory; it’s the first LOGAN teaser trailer, and it shows a Wolverine at the end of his prowess and existing in a state of seemingly intolerable, emotional anguish. Basically, it’s the live-action Wolverine we’ve been waiting for.

After Hugh Jackman tweeted the title; after the creation of the regularly updated wponx Instragram account, and after FOX submitted the teaser trailer for its rating classification, we knew this puppy was hitting the interweb-waves pretty gosh darn soon. So, here it is. Breathe it in.

The Story of His Final 'SNIKT'! The First LOGAN Teaser Trailer Is Here!
Remember the hero you were!

Wolverine….sorry, Logan….is kind of a mess. The X-Men are dead, the landscape resembles the surface of the moon, and no one anywhere gives half a smiling sh*t about sh*t. It’s a harsh world, you see. Too harsh for a young girl to survive it all alone. If only someone with a single, solitary particle of compassion could step in and unbind this child from the machinations of her tormentors. If only someone gave half a smiling sh*t about sh*t.

Is that person you, Logan?

LOGAN currently has a release date of March 3rd, 2017 and stars Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Boyd Holbrook, Richard E. Grant, Stephen Merchant, Eriq La Salle and Elise Neal.

Rated-R for acts of savage dismemberment applied by tooth and plated claw.

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