The Third Star Trek Beyond Trailer!


Here’s the third trailer for director Justin Lin’s Fast and the Furious in Space! Wait, let’s try that again. Here’s the third Star Trek Beyond Trailer – perhaps the last Star Trek Beyond Trailer – featuring a heck of a lot more action and flagrant Enterprise destruction. Yep, it looks like the crew of the USS Enterprise is summarily space-‘effed due to a crazy, unrelenting swarm of aggressive, hull-penetrating alien vessels.

This new Star Trek Beyond trailer starts with a self-deprecating Captain Kirk reflecting on his reasons for becoming a space-captain; it was all predicated on a dare. Is that the length and breadth of his Starfleet career? A sequence of ego-filling displays and disingenuous one-upmanship?

Cut to the complete destruction of the Enterprise by forces unknown, the crew’s escape, survival on a hostile environment, a veritable, Michael Bay-inspired series of massive explosions and….some crappy song by someone named Rihanna which has no business being on a Star Trek soundtrack.

So, what do you think? Better than the first trailer? Worse than the second? Sound off, Mr. and Mrs. Trek!!!!!!!

Debuting on July 22, 2016, Star Trek Beyond stars Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk, Zachary Quinto as Commander Spock, Karl Urban as LCDR Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy, Simon Pegg as LCDR Montgomery “Scotty” Scott, John Cho as LT Hikaru Sulu, Zoe Saldana as LT Nyota Uhura, Anton Yelchin as Ensign Pavel Chekov, Idris Elba as the film’s villain, and Sofia Boutella as a highly skilled practitioner of space-born martial arts!