Check out these twelve new, STRIKING Civil Warinternational movie posters on display RIGHT NOW throughout China and Russia! Yes, the Chinese and the Russians are waiting to see who wins the battle between Team Cap and Team Iron Man. Why? Because if Team Iron Man wins, the fledgling band of unified Chinese/Russian super-soldiers may be approached to sign the United Nations’ pending superhero-handling covenant, the Sokovia Accords! Or not. Just throwing that out there. Anyway, check out these glorious Civil War International Movie Posters!
Chinese Movie Poster Text Translation: “Super-American Flag Man with impossibly blue eyes!”
Chinese Movie Poster Text Translation: “Black Spider-Woman stings the heart of her enemies!”
Chinese Movie Poster Text Translation: “My aim is true and my gaze is stirring!”
Chinese Movie Poster Text Translation: “Metal-armed traitor hold’s Cap’s nostalgia hostage!”
Chinese Movie Poster Text Translation: “Bird-Man with wings of science soars triumphantly!”
Chinese Movie Poster Text Translation: Cat of Shadows will kill EVERYONE!
Russian Movie Poster Text Translation: “Black Cat Man will destroy you!”
Russian Movie Text Translation: “Human and Robot love is forbidden!”
Russian Movie Poster Text Translation: “Weak American fights conniving American for the right to kill innocent bystanders!”
Russian Movie Poster Text Translation: “American-Ant vs American War Machine? We choose the American-Ant!
Russian Movie Poster Text Translation: “We will return you to the Red Room for immediate reprogramming.”
Russian Movie Poster Text Translation: “Cat always beats bird!”
Captain America: Civil War debuts May 6, 2016, starring Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Paul Bettany, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Rudd, Chadwick Boseman, Emily VanCamp, Daniel Brühl, Frank Grillo, William Hurt, and Martin Freeman.
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could you guys be more racist, when half of your audience are chinese are russian descent?
Believe me, there is absolutely no racism at play here. This was an attempt – a very successful attempt – to be funny by displaying my complete and utter ignorance of other languages. The only thing being made fun of here…is me.
could you guys be more racist, when half of your audience are chinese are russian descent?
Believe me, there is absolutely no racism at play here. This was an attempt – a very successful attempt – to be funny by displaying my complete and utter ignorance of other languages. The only thing being made fun of here…is me.
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