Now as we all know, there are many different types of people in this world with many different opinions: right, wrong, or indifferent. These distinct differences are granted more vigor and venom when introduced to a powerfully polarizing agent: Zack Snyder’s Batman V Superman. Due to the heated controversy stoked by such a divisive film, we’ve been able to properly identify the five types of Batman V Superman fans throwing their two-cents into the grand, frothing, sometimes informative but oftentimes fecal-filled internet pool. OBSERVE!
1. The Fans Who Haven’t Seen it… and Hate It
Odds are it will suck but I appreciate Batman v Superman starting at 6 on Thursday so I can be home by 9.
— Brian Grayson (@djslybri) March 23, 2016
Lol guys Batman v. Superman is going to suck so bad.
— Танахамондо (@Tanahamondo) March 16, 2016
2. The Fans Who Haven’t Seen it… and Love it
Now, I like the enthusiasm that you bring to the table. I hope you’re bringing it to the theater tonight!
I’ve been looking forward to Batman v Superman for 3 years. Even if it’s the worst movie ever I’ll love it. Then I can die
— Brad Davis (@BradTootallmaan) March 19, 2016
3. Twitter Users Who Use #YawnofJustice
*Joker voice* WHY SO clever….
— Bijoy Idicheriah (@bijoybaba) March 25, 2016
— Karthik Subramanian (@chennaikat) March 24, 2016
4. Those that Just Hate Ben Affleck…
AKA probably the same people who keep saying “Batfleck”
— Nick Pappagiorgio (@jzahuta90) March 25, 2016