One of the latest tweets from the official Batman V Superman Twitter page grants us a shot of Superman – soon after the ravaging of Metropolis – addressing the world regarding said ravaging. Yes; this Batman V Superman tweet shows Superman addressing the world because…the world absolutely needs to be addressed. The concerned, terrified, recently invaded population of Earth needs to know just WHAT THE F### happened!!!
Check out the following Batman V Superman Tweet with the very appropriate caption, “The world needs to know what happened.”

I mean, firstly, some seriously aggravated, human-looking aliens came here looking for someone. Then, after threatening the Earth to reveal said someone, said someone appeared and all super-powered persons converged on – and beat the HELL out of – a very small town. THEN, still not satisfied with finding the person they were looking for, the previously mentioned, aggravated aliens decided to rebuild their home planet at the expense of ours. JERKS!

The final battle – consisting of the orphaned, sought after alien versus the leader of the especially aggravated aliens – leveled 97% of Metropolis. After the dust settled and streams of destructive lasers stopped protruding from collapsing skyscrapers, a singular combatant emerged. Yes; he has some serious explaining to do.

And…YOU have some serious explaining to do if you refuse to dress appropriately for the forthcoming, superhero-slug-fest, Batman V Superman!

Debuting March 25, 2016, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice stars Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Jesse Eisenberg, Amy Adams and Laurence Fishburne. Oh, and probably a lot of unhappy citizens caught in the crossfire when Superman and Batman indulge in a pee-pee contest.

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