Check out this new Batman V Superman clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live showing Superman dispatching Batman with relative ease. Okay, let’s be frank; he very easily, with very little effort, pushed Batman several miles into the air, through a freaking building, and into the Bat-Signal. Yup.
Something tells me an industrial exo-suit, no matter how bleeding-edge the technology, just isn’t going to hold up against Superman. I mean, sure, Batman might be able to lift 10 tons or something, which is certainly beneficial. But will it be enough to handle an alien, super-charged by the freaking sun, who’s able to palm space-shuttles and catch any sort of projectile launched at just under light speed?
Hmmm. I think Batman may have his work cut out for him here. Maybe. Well, we’ll ask him to assess his chances AFTER he picks the glass out of his tongue.
Now, this isn’t armor and it won’t really help you effectively combat Superman, but our Batman V Superman t-shirts WILL protect you from slightly cooler temperature, a soft rain, and perhaps even sunburn considering you local temperature, current location and lack of sun tan lotion.
Debuting March 25, 2016, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice stars Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Jesse Eisenberg, Amy Adams and Laurence Fishburne. Oh, and probably a lot of unhappy citizens caught in the crossfire when Superman and Batman indulge in a pee-pee contest.