YES! We have two new Batman V Superman Movie posters granting us more photographic proof that Batman and Superman actually fought and razed about 75,000 miles worth of reusable farmland. Or something. Anyway, hot on the heels of yesterday’s Batman V Superman IMAX poster release, which was effectively licking the heels of the latest Batman V Superman trailer, we have two new Batman V Superman movie posters showing Batman and Superman in the middle of a serious disagreement.

It appears Superman and Batman have just successfully completed the “stand-off phase.” Yes; they just moved from standing there and exchanging piercing, petulant looks and stepped into the next phase, that being the “punch-you-in-the-throat-until-you-submit phase.” Yup. Now, check out these awesome Batman V Superman movie posters showing the pre-punch perspective of each titular titan!

New Batman V Superman Move Posters!
You’re not the boss of ME!
Two New Batman V Superman Movie Posters!
I AM the boss of you!!!

Another observation: Batman isn’t wearing his Bat-armor. Not sure if this is a wise – or even characteristic – move on the part of a normally fastidious, strategic individual. I mean…is Batman wearing Kryptonite contacts?? That would be the only reason to confront Superman without a bat-themed, augmentative exo-skeleton.

Debuting March 25, 2016, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice stars Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Jesse Eisenberg, Amy Adams and Laurence Fishburne. Oh, and probably a lot of unhappy citizens caught in the crossfire when Superman and Batman indulge in a pee-pee contest.

Unfortunately, this is what it usually looks like when Batman and Superman collide, and that’s with Bat-armor. Ugh.

Batman Vs Superman Choke T-Shirt
Batman Vs Superman Choke T-Shirt ($19.99), CLICK THE IMAGE FOR MORE DETAILS!

 

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